I’m Entering National November Novel Writing Month this year.

NaNoWriMoThis year, I plan to enter and finish National November Novel Writing Month. I’m thinking something sci-fi or cyberpunk. The event, officially known as NaNoWriMo is a non-profit contest which challenges aspiring and professional novelists to complete a fictional work of prose reaching 50,000 words or more.

Per http://nanowrimo.org/about, NaNoWriMo is a non-profit organization, dedicated to helping writers foster their creativity and meet the goal of 50,000 words by 11:59 P.M. on Nov. 30. In addition to the usual Nov. event, NaNoWriMo also holds a virtual writing retreat, a children’s writing workshop, fundraisers and more.

Potential writers are given access to tools and advice via the official event website. Students interested in participating in NaNoWriMo should sign up for an account on their official website. The website provides help, advice, a place to write and inspirational forums.

In addition to this, several libraries are and academic institutions across the country participate in NaNoWriMo Write-In Events. Several Write-In events are held throughout the country for aspiring novelists.

The write-in events will feature the opportunity to write as many words for a novel as possible, with assistance being provided by library staffs and online assistance through NaNoWriMo.

Since its establishment in 1999, NaNoWriMo has yielded quite a few popular novels through its history. Trivia and Miscellaneous publication, Mental Floss Magazine, recently published a list of NaNoWriMo winners: books that have all been published and are currently being sold in bookstores and online. The list can be found here: http://mentalfloss.com/article/53481/14-published-novels-written-during-nanowrimo.

Some well-known novels, such as “Water for Elephants” by Sara Gruen were past NaNoWriMo winners. “Water for Elephants” was made into a movie in 2011.

NaNoWriMo allows fiction in any genre and there are no fees involved with the contest. More information can be found at http://nanowrimo.org. I plan to get started now, rather than wait until November. Wish me luck; I’ll need it.

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A Large Review of “Miniatures – The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi”

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This is a few months after the fact, but I realized I had yet to post it. I purchased the book via Amazon Kindle with the Audible Audio Narration included for just under $10 after its release. The book is only available in e-book format as of this writing, though there was a hardcover special edition that sold out rather quickly. So, without further ado, here is my review of the new(ish) John Scalzi anthology, “Miniatures.”

A Series of Tiny Stories

John Scalzi’s “Miniatures” begins with an amusing, informative preface by the author, introducing the short (mini) stories we’re about to read. A quaint pencil drawing of Scalzi seated in front of a computer, a kitten atop his chair and a second kitten below the desk, attacking a computer cord sets the tone for the book.

The first story, “Alien Animal Encounters” starts off the show with a hilarious man on the street style story, wherein the reader meets several individuals from all levels of society, ruminating upon their encounters with various quirky and distinct alien creatures. Another pencil drawing, this time illustrating a scene from the story appears just before the story begins.

Our next tiny tale is “Missives from Possible Futures #1: Alternate History Search Results.” here, the story is written as a response letter to an order regarding alternate histories. Eight separate, humorous alternate history scenarios are represented. The story builds levels of absurdity upon one another until it pays off hilariously at the end.

The third story, “Pluto Tells All” gives the reader an idea of how Pluto feels about no longer being classified as a planet. this is perhaps, the least favorite story of the bunch. It suffers from being a bit on the wordy side and is not much fun to read. Jonathan Coulton sums up the Pluto discussion better in his song, “I’m Your Moon.”

“Denise Jones, Superbooker” continues the absurdity through an interview style transcript explaining how superheroes are booked and contracted through her agency.

“When the Yogurt Took Over” is a 1000-word hypothetical scenario showing what life would be like if a breakfast food ruled man, while “The Other Large Thing” concerns a cat’s thoughts and interactions with a helper robot.

“The State of Super Villainy” is another transcript style story featuring the opposite side of the “Denise Jones, Superbooker.” Hilarity ensues, but it seems a long way to go for the rather stale joke at the end.

My favorite line in the entire book is in the next story, “New Directives for Employee-Manxtse Interactions,” written as a memo style email to the employees of a specialty supermarket in the near future. The directives themselves are expertly and hilariously rendered through the course of a few pages, making the reader crave more information from this universe.

Next up is another tongue-in-cheek interview, “To Sue the World,” both bizarre and hilarious (and on YouTube). The story came about during the “Redshirts” book tour and seems related to the content of that excellent novel. The Star Trek references made me laugh aloud, something that didn’t happen as often as it should.

“How I Keep Myself Amused on Long Flights: A Twitter Tale” is a mildly humorous twist on a classic “Twilight Zone” story, told through tweets. A second tweet-based story follows in “The Gremlining,” another amusing, twisted, tweet of a tale.

“Life on Earth: Human-Alien Relations” is quite funny and leaved the reader wanting more. One can only imagine how future columns/questions could go. The next few stories, originally done as skits, are joyous and light-hearted.

The next few stories continue the levity and brevity with sentient computers, guidelines for working with aliens and establishing a line of credit at a lemonade stand.

The collection ends with, “Penelope,” a heartfelt love poem to the object of Scalzi’s affection in the early 90s. The poem is quite touching and ends the collection on a sweet note.

Writing Style

Scalzi’s writing varies from story-to-story. In the earliest stories, he appears to be still trying to find his voice. However, by the third story, the reader meets the Scalzi they probably already know: the author of the excellent “Old Man’s War” and the hilarious, slightly poignant “Redshirts,” among others.

By the time we get to the Twitter-based stories and the transcripts of speeches/skits, we see the humorist version of Scalzi truly shine.

Scalzi’s prose and descriptions are excellent, quick and on-point. His use of bizarre, consonant heavy names and the way he characterizes many of the alien species are unique and interesting. I found it difficult not to laugh while reading most of these stories. Scalzi is witty, irreverent, and concise in his writing.

“Miniatures” is available via Amazon for only a few dollars as an e-book. It is only available in extremely limited quantities as a paper book from Subterranean Press and, as of this writing, may be out of print. However, the e-book version is just as good as any paper book and offers the ability to download the Audible audio version for an extra couple of dollars.

Illustrations

The illustrations provide character and humor to the beginning of each tale, just below the story introductions. The subtlety with which they’re drawn maintain the miniscule nature of the collection. Some of them are downright hilarious and are almost worth the price of admission alone.

My favorite illustrations are attached, quite aptly, to my favorite stories. All of them are great, and it’s up to the reader to decide what they like the best.

Check out the book, available from Subterranean Press and Amazon. And please try to refrain from talking to the produce next time you’re at the supermarket.

Listen to the Audio Book

The Audible audio book version that came with my e-book purchase is well produced and high quality. The author even reads a few parts of the book. Overall, this is an excellent package and well-worth the $10 I spent on it.

“Miniatures” is available on Amazon Kindle here and be sure to check out John Scalzi here.
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